I believe we appear
jointly attractive
I thought your sneakers
were not vegan friendly
he's an ersatz man
implied height from his
platform shoes
easy appearances
are all convoluted
seems in his salad days
but really quite wilted
he entered the world
with a disposable spork
in his face hole
(this is what happens when I can't sleep at 4am and get the great idea to rewrite song lyrics to say the exact same thing, only stupider...all because the word "ersatz" had been mysteriously clanging around in my head)