why does my bath mat
pretend that it's a surf board
when i stand on it?
stick to the damn tub!
are you too good for the tub???
do your fucking job!
i stomp and i stomp
pray that the suction cups stick
but they never do
go to hell, bath mat,
making me fall on my ass
and bonk my elbow
one of these days, man
next time i fly out my tub
i'm suing walmart